1. I have a science joke but it doesn’t matter.
2. I have a zoology joke but It can not produced.
3. I know a mathematics joke but it doesn’t count. š¤
4. I have a pharmacy joke but it has side effects.
5. I wanted to make a joke about sodium and hydrogen but NaH
6. I have a political jokeĀ
Buh it doesn’t seem deceiving š
7. I have software engineering joke but it containĀ error š
8. I have a funeral joke…. But is still alive
9. I have a Network Engineering joke but I haven’t routed it yet.
10. I have a computer š» joke but it doesn’t function properly
11. I have a business joke but you wont get profit listening to it
12. I have a Computer science joke but it has bugs in it
13. i have an accounting joke but it’s not balancing
14. I have mining jokes, but it’s not mine
15. I have a A.I. rapping joke, but its just an AL-GORE-RHTHYM! š
16. I have an eternity joke, and it doesn’t get old.
17. I have a concreting joke but itās too hard to remember
18. I have a Dad joke, but it’s not apparent.
19. I have an education joke but it’s dumb.
20. I have an IT joke but its not debugged.
21. I have a chemistry joke but y’all can’t dilute it.
22. I have PHP joke but it’s not processing
23. I have a chemistry joke but it is not visible.
24. I have an astrology joke but it’s above me.
25.Ā or, I have an astrology joke that’s out of this world
26.Ā I had a EEE joke, But it lost in Short Circuit….
27.Ā Iāve had a chemistry jokeā¦ No reactionsā¦
28.Ā I have a chemistry joke, but it is not prepared.
29.Ā I have an electrical joke but it shared no light
30.Ā I have an alzheimers joke but I can’t remember the punchline
31.Ā I have an electrical joke but it is shocking
32.Ā I have a weed joke but it is to high to get it.
33.Ā I have a development joke but it’s still in beta.
34.Ā I have a physical joke but is beyond existence.
35.Ā I have a painting joke, but it won’t stick.
36.Ā i have a lab joke but its not tested
37.Ā I have a biological joke but I can’t deliver
38.Ā I have a censorship joke but can’t get it out.
39.Ā I have an accounting jokeĀ but u can’t calculate it
40.Ā I have a botany joke but it’s not nomenclatured.
41.Ā I have a Music joke but its out of tune
42.Ā I have a biology joke but it has immunity
43.Ā I have a Genetics joke, but it has a mutation.
44.Ā I have a legal joke to share but it has been outlawed.
45.Ā I have a chemistry joke but canāt find the compound
46.Ā I have a marriage joke but it’s separated š
47.Ā I have a dad joke but my mum’s online.
48.Ā I have an IT joke but it’s IP is public
49.Ā I have a stingy joke but you just won’t get it š
50.Ā I have a philosophical joke, but still thinking to share or notš
51.Ā I have a joke about paper but it’s tearable
52.Ā I’ve a criminal joke, but it’s still under investigation
53.Ā I have a microbiology joke. But it’s too small. š
54.Ā I have poor joke but I canāt afford it.
55.Ā I have a teaching joke but I don’t know if I can convey it.
56.Ā I have a planetary joke….. it’s out of this world
57.Ā I have a history joke but it’s too old.
58.Ā I have an HTTP joke, but 404
59.Ā I have a accounting joke but yet not credited…
60.Ā I have a mining joke but you won’t dig it š it’s mine you dig š„±
61.Ā I have a biological joke but it’s not born yet. š
62.Ā I got a fishing joke but couldn’t reel in a crowd.
63.Ā I have electrical engineering joke but it is power shutdown everytime
64.Ā I have a medical joke but it’s in icu under mechanical ventilation.
65.Ā I’ve a pharmacy joke but it doesn’t treats
66.Ā I have an English Literature joke, but I am pondering whether to say it or not say it
67.Ā I have a sales joke but it failed to reach target
68.Ā I have a Chemistry joke that no one ever reacts toš
69.Ā I got a mechanic joke but can’t fix a proper punchline.
70.Ā I have a calculus joke but it not differentiable
71.Ā I have a political joke, but its unconstitutional
72.Ā I got a programming joke but it isn’t written in high level language š
73.Ā I have a roofing joke
But it will go straightĀ
over your head
74.I have something to buy but I don’t have money
75. I have a landscaper joke but y’all probably wouldn’t dig it
76. I have a clinical joke but it’s not palpable
77. I have a geographical joke but don’t know how to place it
78. I have a fishing Joke but it got away from me
79. I have a human resource joke, but it ain’t resourceful
80. I have a designing joke but canāt find a suitable font for it.
81. I have a health joke but it’s too unhealthy to share with you guys
82. I have a nursing joke but itāll probably flatline
83. I have Life Sciences joke but it hasn’t evolved
84. I have a beautiful joke but it’s not interested
85. I have a dark joke, but it’s nowhere to be found.
86. I have electronics & communication joke but there is communication gap
87. I have a philosophy joke, but I donāt know why..
88. I have a actor’s joke but it left for Hollywood
89. IĀ have a banking joke,but there’s no interest in telling you.
90. I have a construction joke, but I donāt like the build up š¤£š
91. I have a logistics joke but I just can’t deliver it.
92. i have an agriculture joke but it has not germinated yet
93. I have a rich joke, but there are so many.
I have a poor joke, but itās already taken by the above.
94. I have a medical joke but can’t speak because my tongue’s out.
95. I have legal joke but it isn’t registered yet
96. I have a business Job but I don’t have CAPITAL
97. I have medical joke but everyone is sick about it.
98. I have physical joke but it not comes
99. I psychology joke but I can’t express it
100. I have python size joke but it not informative
101. I have a joke about codes but it won’t run š
102. I have a public administration joke but is full of lies š
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103. I have an ethics joke but itās questionable
104. I have chemistry joke but somehow it evaporated from my mind.
105. I have a legal joke but it is irrelevant
106. I have a aeroplane joke but I don’t think it’ll take off
107. I have an Astronomy joke but I forgot cos I spaced out.
108. I have a software joke but I canāt commit..
109. I have a financial joke but its doesn’t in your budgetšš
110. I have teaching jokes , but they’re not well studied
111. I have a mathematical joke but it doesn’t have any ex
112. I have a sociology joke but it’s not for everyone.
113. I have a pharmacy joke
But it can not be prescribed š
114 I have a fork lift license, but it just puts me down
115. I have a medical joke but its ill!
116. I have a philosophical joke but it’s not logical.
117. I have a football joke but it’s offside
118. I have a Mechanic joke but it’s greasy.
119. I have an English joke but it cannotĀ be paraphrased.
120. I have a biology joke but it’s not productive
121. I have a historic joke but no one knows about it
122. I have a baking joke, it’s on the rise
123. I have an elevator joke and it’s going to the top
124. I have an ecological joke but the ecosystem is not functioning.
125. I have a restaurant joke, but it’s still cooking, let me check with the chef.
126. I have a bread joke but it’s kind of stale
127. I have a logistic joke, but it will not reach you in timeā¦
128. I have a cremation joke but itās still cooking.
129. I have Commerce Joke but scarcity of Capital
130. I have legal joke but I don’t know the penalty.
131. I have snail joke, but it’s kind of slow š
132. I have a medical joke, but I have to google it.
133. I have a programming joke, but itās still compiling.
134. I have a mathematical joke ,but it is undefined š and the scientific joke is not proven yet š«
135. I have a forensic pathology joke, but I’ll leave you in stitches
136. I have a computer science joke,but it’s still in bits
137. I have a physics joke but it is not relative!
138. I have an Agricultural joke, but it’s under cultivationš
139. I have a detective joke but it’s not worth investigating
140. I have a physics joke, but it just collapsed while sharing
141. i have trucking joke oh its on the way ā
142. I have a dry joke so you need to spell.
143. I have educative jokes but it have no degree
144. I have a musical joke, but there is no lyrics
145. I have a sewage joke but it stinks
146. I have a welding joke but it does not melt!
147. i have a traveling joke but it isnt going anywhere
148. I have a Fitter joke but im not sure it’ll fit.
149. i have a hot joke, im unable to touch
150. I have a grammatical joke but I can’t spell it out
151. I have a rap joke that I can’t wrap together
152. I have a maths joke but there is no X
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